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badpeopleanonymous: variablejabberwocky: hypotheticalwoman: 3rdrudy: emerald-observance: 3...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:00:41 -0700

variablejabberwocky:

hypotheticalwoman:

3rdrudy:

emerald-observance:

3rdrudy:

imsarahcate:

3rdrudy:

timewarp-grrrl:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens

We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.

Nobody was expecting us

Oh, god, Monty Python spam…

It got better!

It never ceases to amaze me that the inside of a CNC machine is warmer and more humid than the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:41:58 -0700

It never ceases to amaze me that the inside of a CNC machine is warmer and more humid than the outside. But, it’s to be expected.

whatifidontknowwhoiam: I thought I could keep on without...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:00:34 -0700

whatifidontknowwhoiam:

I thought I could keep on without reblogging it.

I was wrong.

cypressphoenix replied to your post: I’m reading through a helpful guide on drunk… He...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:43:00 -0700

cypressphoenix replied to your post: I’m reading through a helpful guide on drunk…

He probably has a high tolerance. :P

Having to deal with Xue on a daily basis? Probably XD

cakedeficit: vaettur: margayerytyrell: i have really pretty eyes I REALLY LIKE MY HAIR I have...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:53:09 -0700

cakedeficit:

vaettur:

margayerytyrell:

i have really pretty eyes

I REALLY LIKE MY HAIR

I have great boobs

I like my smile

cakedeficit: dragonflykida replied to your photo: Ok, so people rooming with my for Akicon: With...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:32:50 -0700

cakedeficit:

dragonflykida replied to your photo: Ok, so people rooming with my for Akicon: With my…

AW YEAH! A balcony AND my own bed!?

The upgrade may or may not have the balcony. But don’t get your hopes too high, because if we don’t get the upgrade, you still gotta share a bed with me.

As long as it’s not a double, I’m fine~

I’m reading through a helpful guide on drunk people and I kind of want to get one of my...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:43:40 -0700

I’m reading through a helpful guide on drunk people and I kind of want to get one of my characters smashed and write them drunk XD Idk, I think it would be funny, but my muse right now is for Nyvon and even though he does drink, I don’t really ever see him drunk o.o;;

sociopath-without-his-scarf: sherlocks-shenanigans: krwebb: **...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:05:51 -0700

sociopath-without-his-scarf:

sherlocks-shenanigans:

krwebb:

** CAUTION **

midwestdogblog:

Please tell every dog or cat owner you know. Even if you don’t have a pet, please pass this to those who do.
Over the weekend, the doting owner of two young lab mixes purchased Cocoa Mulch from Target to use in their garden. The dogs loved the way it smelled and it was advertised to keep cats away from their garden. Their dog (Calypso) decided the mulch smelled good enough to eat and devoured a large helping. She vomited a few times which was typical when she eats something new but wasn’t acting lethargic in any way. The next day, Mom woke up and took Calypso out for her morning walk. Halfway through the walk, she had a seizure and died instantly.

Although the mulch had NO warnings printed on the label, upon further investigation on the company’s web site,

This product is HIGHLY toxic to dogs and cats.

Cocoa Mulch is manufactured by Hershey’s, and they claim that “It is true that studies have shown that 50% of the dogs that eat Cocoa Mulch can suffer physical harm to a variety of degrees (depending on each individual dog). However, 98% of all dogs won’t eat it.”

*Snopes site gives the following information:http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/cocoamulch.asp

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Cocoa Mulch, which is sold by Home Depot, Foreman’s Garden Supply and other garden supply stores contains a lethal ingredient called ‘Theobromine’. It is lethal to dogs and cats. It smells like chocolate and it really attracts dogs. They will ingest this stuff and die. Several deaths already occurred in the last 2-3 weeks.

Theobromine is in all chocolate, especially dark or baker’s chocolate which is toxic to dogs. Cocoa bean shells contain potentially toxic quantities of theobromine, a xanthine compound similar in effects to caffeine and theophylline. A dog that ingested a lethal quantity of garden mulch made from cacao bean shells developed severe convulsions and died 17 hours later. Analysis of the stomach contents and the ingested cacao bean shells revealed the presence of lethal amounts of theobromine.

**PLEASE PASS THIS ON**

:( :( :(

I’m really glad I saw this post months ago. Saved my fucking dogs life.

mahbrits: hungrylikethewolfie: andythanfiction: nerdsinmypan...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:00:51 -0700

mahbrits:

hungrylikethewolfie:

andythanfiction:

nerdsinmypants:

Stages of Deterioration in the Human Body

The Moment Of Death:
1. The heart stops.
2. The skin gets tight and ashen in color.
3. All the muscles relax.
4. The bladder and bowels empty.
5. The body temperature begins to drop 1 1/2 degrees Fahrenheit per hour.

After 30 minutes:
6. The skin gets purple and waxy.
7. The lips, fingernails, and toenails fade to a pale color.
8. Blood pools at the bottom of the body.
9. The hands and feet turn blue.
10. The eyes sink into the skull.

After 4 hours:
11. Rigor mortis has set in.
12. The purpling of the skin and the pooling of the blood continue.
13. Rigor continues to tighten muscles for another 24 hours or so.

After 12 hours:
14. The body is in full rigor mortis.

After 24 hours:
15. The body is now the temperature of the surrounding environment.
16. In males, the semen dies.
17. The head and neck are now a greenish-blue color.
18. The greenish-blue color spreads to the rest of the body.
19. There is a pervasive smell of rotting meat.

After 3 days:
20. The gas in the body tissues forms large blisters on the skin.
21. The whole body begins to bloat and swell grotesquely.
22. Fluids leak from the mouth, nose, vagina, and rectum.

After 3 weeks:
23. The skin, hair, and nails are so loose they can easily be pulled off the corpse.
24. The skin bursts open on many places on the body.
25. Decomposition will continue until the body is nothing but skelital remains, a process that can take a month or so in hot climates, and two months or more in cold climates.

This is actually pretty interesting.

Important for writers…helps avoid either walking in and knowing someone died moments ago “from the smell” (unless that smell is piss and shit), or finding someone dead for a week that “looks like they’re sleeping.”

Reblogging for reference.

This is the single creepiest website ever and i love all of you

dorkly: The Sims Career Ladder

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:00:49 -0700

dorkly:

The Sims Career Ladder

candycity-lola-zombieater: dragonflykida: theinsanityofamanatee...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:51:45 -0700

candycity-lola-zombieater:

dragonflykida:

theinsanityofamanatee:

kibasniper:

eiyoko:

aerisonus:

ms-monochrome:

digitide:

altairchan:

connors-wife:

whereischarlesleee:

brotherhoot:

What is your Assassin name?

short eagle that has to be the worst fucking name i have never heard

Fiery sun tho

Bloody eagle I’m metal as shit

novice blood

fucking hardcore

Hidden Embers

Did anyone notice that Moon Moon is one of the options?

Scarlet Secret.

Heheh, I’m like an assassin of information and obscurity. I like it.

Short Embers

…bwuh?

Eye Vision.

FUCKING RRRREA…SERIOUSLY???

HIDDEN BLADE

FUCK Y’ALL OUT THERE THIS IS THE BEST NAME EVER.

Hidden blood :)

Eagle eagle…
Wow, I’m gonna cry myself to sleep tonight.

You are the Moon Moon of Assassin’s Creed

cypressphoenix: SO my brother and I have made a youtube channel...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:19:06 -0700

cypressphoenix:

SO my brother and I have made a youtube channel called PlayersDisconnected. A channel where we play through games we never have and find the humor and magic still trapped inside. Then we take said humor and magic and we probably ruin it.

Go check it out and subscribe if you want to listen to my brother and I riff on some games. Feel free to suggest games for us to play also! C:

http://www.youtube.com/user/PlayersDisconnected

To all my wonderful followers, you should check this out~ Lil is awesome and pretty funny and I’m laughing my ass off watching her play Okage!

theinsanityofamanatee: kibasniper: eiyoko: aerisonus: ms-mono...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:34:37 -0700

theinsanityofamanatee:

kibasniper:

eiyoko:

aerisonus:

ms-monochrome:

digitide:

altairchan:

connors-wife:

whereischarlesleee:

brotherhoot:

What is your Assassin name?

short eagle that has to be the worst fucking name i have never heard

Fiery sun tho

Bloody eagle I’m metal as shit

novice blood

fucking hardcore

Hidden Embers

Did anyone notice that Moon Moon is one of the options?

Scarlet Secret.

Heheh, I’m like an assassin of information and obscurity. I like it.

Short Embers

…bwuh?

Eye Vision.

FUCKING RRRREA…SERIOUSLY???

HIDDEN BLADE

FUCK Y’ALL OUT THERE THIS IS THE BEST NAME EVER.